Robert Swan is not only known for his contribution for some of our childhood triple-A favorites including Girls Life Sleepover Party but also for his timeless quotes encapsulating the deeper meaning of life. For the love of Rob and his quotes, we have shamelessly ripped some of his best quotes out of context and stored them here.

From Rob to humankind

"I don't remember saying that!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I hate you all."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I hope you burn in a fire."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I hate you all, get lost!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Don't buy the game."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I used to be a girl."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I don't have a life."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I don't have to make money!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I'm finally ok with the fact that I'm a man."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"That's not an age thing, it's just a fetish."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"She'll store it for later usage."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"She's not dirty."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"A happy little mistake."

- BobTheSwan 2016

"I could kiss you for asking a nice question"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"You're a bunch of weirdos."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I've recommended her to sell heroin to schoolkids but she won't listen."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Strange things, Philippines."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I've had several close friends."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"The children have changed. Does that count as dirty?"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Come on guys."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I need to have a dirty flag!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Meow meow meow meow"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Yeah, pump that colored vomit!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Forget SWATing, how about PETAing?"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I'll give her finger."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I want you to love me."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Oh you dopey twonk."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I'm going to use the cat as a beard."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Pull the cat harder."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"There's some weird stuff going on with this diagonal stuff."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"It was going pretty well. Then I got into gambling..."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I've got a bush. Good for me."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"To the other half of you that said it was a nice jacket, I hope you die in a fire."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"When was the last time I spoke about a sex-change - except for the times I did..."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I hope these people commit suicide every night"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Anyone who hasn't followed, may you rot in hell."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Why would you eat hollow?"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Don't forget I'm a horse."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I refuse to go to sleep."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I wish I wasn't dead."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"This is what i'm making. http://i.imgur.com/aNPcnN6.png"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"When Typpi releases a demo, I'll work on water"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"We give her a dummy to suck at night"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Yes it is cocaine."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Everytime someone follows me on twitter or here, I dont punch an orphan."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Yeah, and normally I punch 10 orphans a day."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Hurray, Jodie's legal this year."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Stop scientisting in my face"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Teazel? do you want laser eyes or legs made from heaven?"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"That thing last shorter then a cats fart."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Yes touch your body. I tried, you got the cops on me."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Just making up letters now."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Naked pool party!"

- RobTheSwan planning launch party in 2016

"Guys, why do you think I started this stream? I need some new shower friends."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I'm a human today."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I can do this. It's called suicide. It's painless."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Eat my sim!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Sim world sim, now we're stalking!"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"A swan isn't going to kill me unless it pulls out a gun."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"it does work, but it's full of bugs and hacks that i need to fix. "

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I believe I'm a cheese."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Sorry guys; I'm a let-down."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Does Diorama have multiplayer? Uh, no."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I'll do No Man's Sky in Diorama."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I'm not dissing My Little Pony... YET"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"We'll have triplets just for fun"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"Let's make one of those over-analysis videos about Diorama"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I like to paint my own genitalia red and walk out into the street, and no one arrests me."

- RobTheSwan 2016 https://clips.twitch.tv/robtheswan/ElatedDoveNotATK

"I am waiting for the build to, erm, build. As it were."

- RobTheSwan 2016

"I like sex"

- RobTheSwan 2016

"It is not a right of every human to survive"

- RobTheSwan 2016 https://clips.twitch.tv/robtheswan/HilariousCaterpillarDBstyle

"Rob - Wannabe"

- RobTheSwan 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4DXhiPtOeA

"I hope he dies and this gets bulldozed."

- RobTheSwan 2016 https://clips.twitch.tv/NimbleBelovedOilStrawBeary

"This white one is sticky."

- RobTheSwan 2017

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